I am Tam.
Tam, I am.
I like green eggs and ham.

 

bootykage:

bootykage:

bootykage:

yungflowergirl:

I truly go into housewife mode when im someones girlfriend like I will make u pancakes and bacon every morning and suck u up whenever u want

this a lie

im literally dating this girl

this a lie

she dont even know how to cook a pancake what is this

rodack:

angelslikeyou:

Remember when Walter threw a pizza on the roof

im gonna reblog this again because it’s probably the best photo ive seen on tumblr in a long fucking time

rodack:

angelslikeyou:

Remember when Walter threw a pizza on the roof

im gonna reblog this again because it’s probably the best photo ive seen on tumblr in a long fucking time

(Source: marcysparsley)

soimlk:

lets fuck in an art gallery 

i mean you deserve to be pinned up against a wall 

you are a masterpiece 

slytherin-starkid-of-tardis:

phinflynn:

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“Ah, Perry the platypus!”

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“What an unexpected -“

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“WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!”

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“You’re trapped!”

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“By societal convention!”

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“Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”

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“That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down.”

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This show is fucking brilliant.

(Source: phinflynn)

Draw a monster. Why is it a monster?

Daughter by Janice Lee

I think about this quote a lot.   (via melisica)

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(via thug—ish)

(Source: misterracoon)